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THIS POLKA BROTHERS PRODUCTION MAY NOT BE SOLD BY ANYONE UNLESS A
SPECIAL AGGREEMENT WITH THE CREATORS OF IT IS PRESENT. WE DO NORMALLY
ACCEPT ALL KINDS OF CREDITCARDS OF YOURS (EXCEPT AMERICAN EXPRESS) IF
BUYING THE RIGHTS OF SELLING THIS FAB COOPERATION WHICH WAS MADE IN THE
MONTH OF THE LORD AUGUST IN THE YEAR OF ANOTHER LORD OF 1993. AND
ALWAYS REMEMBER.. TARZAN ER MEGET MEGET LAAAM. IF GOD EXISTS, HE WILL
UNDERSTAND WHATEVER YOU DO OR WANT TO DO.. IN CASE THE GUY DOES NOT
EXIST, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR WANT TO DO.. NOTHING ELSE
MATTERS! MATTERING THINGS ARE IMAGES OF OUR MINDS, WHICH MEANS THAT WE
CANNOT BE SURE IF OUR NEIGHBOURS EVEN EXIST SINCE THEY MAY JUST BE A
PICTURE IN OUR MINDS IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE EVEN TOUCHED.
THAT MAY WAVES OF FEELINGS IN YOUR MIND AS WELL. AND NOW THINKS I THAT
THERE SOON IS WNOUGH TEXT. YOU HAVE AMERICAN EXPRESS) IF BUYING THE
RIGHTS OF SELLING THIS FAB COOPERATION WHICH WAS MADE IN THE MONTH OF
THE LORD AUGUST IN THE YEAR OF ANOTHER LORD OF 1993. HE WILL UNDERSTAND
WHATEVER YOU DO OR WANT TO DO.. IN CASE THE GUY DOES NOT EXIST, IT DOES
NOT MATTER WHAT YOU DO OR WANT TO DO.. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS! MATTERING
THINGS ARE IMAGES OF OUR MINDS, WHICH MEANS THAT WE CANNOT BE SURE IF
OUR NEIGHBOURS EVEN EXIST SINCE THEY MAY JUST BE A PICTURE IN OUR MINDS
IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE EVEN TOUCHED. THAT MAY WAVES OF
FEELINGS IN YOUR MIND AS WELL. AND NOW THINKS I THAT THERE SOON IS
ENOUGH TEXT. AND NOW COMES THE USUAL GREETINGS WHICH GO TO ALL OF THE
PEOPLE IN THE SCENE SUCH AS BO OG JOHN AND THE OTHER JUMPING BANANAS
OF THE SCENE WHO ARE BO OG JOHN AND THE OTHER JUMPING ANANASES.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE ALPHABET OF THE NOT SELLING INTRO OF THE LATEST
POLKABROTHERS PRODUCTION. 0123456!789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST!
UVWXYZ,!. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS TEXTPAGE. CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU FOUND YOUR NOT SO VERY SECRET HALT BUTTON WHICH SATICFIS YOUR
ANXIOUSNESS FOR READING THE VERDAMTES TEXT WHICH IS SO VERY UNSERIOUS
THAT YOU DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY YOU READ IT. YOU ARE BORED AND YOU
WANT TO SLEEP BUT YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE IMPORTANT SECRET
PEOPLE IN THE SCENE SUCH AS BO OG JOHN AND THE OTHER JUMPING BANANAS
OF THE SCENE WHO ARE BO OG JOHN AND THE OTHER JUMPING ANANASES.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE ALPHABET OF THE NOT SELLING INTRO OF THE LATEST
POLKABROTHERS PRODUCTION. 0123456!789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST!
UVWXYZ,!. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS TEXTPAGE. CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU FOUND YOUR NOT SO VERY SECRET HALT BUTTON WHICH SATICFIS YOUR
ANXIOUSNESS FOR READING THE VERDAMTES TEXT WHICH IS SO VERY UNSERIOUS
THAT YOU DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHY YOU READ IT. YOU ARE BORED AND YOU
WANT TO SLEEP BUT YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE IMPORTANT SECRET
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.. HUHH..
THEY ARE DEFFINETELY NOT BACK,
THEY WILL PROBABLY NEVER EVEN RETURN.
- WELL, LET'S SAY THEY JUST ARRIVED FROM
HELL IN A PINK TOYOTA WITHOUT SAFETYBELTS.
OK, LET'S WELCOME THE EVERLASTING
POLKA BROTHERS
NEVER TRUST YOUR PENCIL!!
(BUIKK'-QUOTE)'
FIRST OF ALL PREPARE YOUR
EYES FOR A TRIP INTO A
LIQUID WORLD OF CHESSNETS
UUIIIHHHH - ALERT - ALERT
BLAHH.. BLAHH.. BLAHH..
'QUOTE' - MONKEY PUHHAS
DEDICATED TO MOUNT
DANCING THE TREEEEHHS
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH.. BAHH..
AH, THIS ONE IS FOR THE JUMPING
PIGS RUNNING AROUND IN MY GARTEN
THINKING THE LANE IS A
MAJOR PIECE OF CHEESE.. WELL,
IT ISN'T!!
N O T !
CLOSE THE WINDOW IN YOUR HOUSE
MY CAR IS FULL OF WATER, AND
SMALL FISH ARE SWIMMING AROUND
THE SEATS AS A CIRCULATING
AIRPLANE.. WWAAAOOUUUUWWW...
BLO'OB, BLUP!H, GLOP'!!
ARDIAATZE! - SOME PANCAKES FLY TO
THE BIRD OF MY LIFE, WHICH IS
YELLOW AND BLACK AND WHITE.. IT
EATS EVERYTHING BUT BREAD!!
WELL, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS
AND KEEP THEM SUNGLASSES ON..
- YOU ARE MAVERICK, PAL!!
(OUAIIHH')'
HEY JOE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT GUN IN YOUR HAND
I'M GOING OUT TO SHOOT MY
OLD LADY. I SAW HER MESS
AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN
.....
RELEASED AT
THE MELON 'PARTY' 1993
HURRICANE II THE FINAL
PLADS TIL ALLE?? JAAAA!
END OF PIPELINE
STARWARS IS HISTORY!
YEP, WE HAVE TO DO IT..
- THE USUAL THINGS LIKE
CREDITS AND ADDRESSES
SO GRAB A PENCIL, PAL!!
'YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO SELL THIS' - MEGA TEXT
BY MOUNT/PARASITE
AND HIS GOLDEN BANANAS!
LILLE ODE BY
EASLEY/PARASITE
(COMMING LATER)
CODE, ART AND
AUDIO PERFORMANCE
CONDUCTED AND EDITED
IN TWO YEARS BY
AIRWALK/KEFRENS
CONTACT POLKABROTHERS CLAN
FOR THE USUAL SHIT
(HORSEFUCKERS STINX!)
AIRWALK/KEFRENS
DAMTOFTEN 19, STILLING
8660 SKANDERBORG
DENMARK
(USE IT CAREFULLY, OK!)
EASLEY/PARASITE
DAMGAARDSVEJ 90
8660 SKANDERBORG
DENMARK
UNITED JYLLAND
EN LILLE ODE:
DE SMAA LAM SKAL DANDSE
PAA ENG SAA NET OG LET -
THI EDER'S KVAD ER FLET
FOR JOINING THE CLAN
SEND SAMPLES (AND ADDRESS!)
OF YOUR WORK AND YOUR ARE IN!!
WELCOME WORLD, TO THE
HOLY CLAN OF POLKA DIMENSIONS
(UUHH!')
SPECIAL GREETINGS TIL DE
TO TYSKE FJOG I DEN FEDE
- J E E P -
CHANTAL, ESTHER, ARIKKE,
SKIPPER, CARRUSADES A/S,
ANDERS OG HR.PING
+ LISE OF MC DONALDS AARHUS
AND... BRANDON/90210
SLAM, QUACK, HITJOHN
CASTOR, MEGA, MEL O'DEE, LEE
SOLNOVA, JONES, BORED, CHROMAG
TARZAN, TOAST, SLIDE, LIQUID
TARDGII, UPSTREAM GANG...
MC. DONALDS, MELON, THEISLEV
W.RO, PALLE ALLE, PIXIE, BO
GUTTER'N NEH FRA HAVNEGRILLEN
OG ALLE DE ANDRE VI KENDER!
(HAR SNAKKET MED, OG ENGANG
TROR VI HAR SAGT NOGET TIL)
!!!
PRESENT MEMBERS OF THE
MOVEMENT ARE...
AIRWALK/KEFRENS
VENTION/KEFRENS
EASLEY/PARASITE
TWILIGHT/DESIRE
MOUNT/PARASITE
DICE/KEFRENS
- AND WE ARE ALL VERY
FUCKING COOL, SO BEWARE!!
UUUUOHH'H
WE ARE POLKABROTHERS
AND YOU CAN BE SURE THAT
WE DEFINETELY DO GIVE A FUCK!
OR A FUCKING FUCK OR WHATEVER
(FUCK FUCK!) YO COOOL DUDEZ.
CU FUCKING LORTE L8ER MAZTOBATOR
SEEK, AND YOU WILL
FIND THE SECRET PART
HINT: WAIT AND HIT
YOUR BOARD, MOUSE'N'JOY
- OR TRY THE
POWERBUTTON!!
YES! YOU HAVE FOUND THE
SECRET PART, STRANGER!
IT'S A PICTURE
OAERGH... EFTER RSOB